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owww owww owww Ahh my life! All I've done all day is sit on my ass in my farm animal nighty night *moo moo* *baa baa* slip and big bloomy white panties, and I feel as if I've run a marathon... a cross the whole country... no... the whole world... ocean and all... in my nighty little dressy all the while.
My stomache is all like squeee ( in the bad way), and my legs are all like eeeeee, and my head it all like squiin and ahhh I just want to die!
I think I am the only Harry Potter loser that hasn't read THBP... and ah I want to! But I'm stuck reading all 10049059406946 pages of The Fountainhead. Which actually has turned out to be surprisingly impressive and intriguing. I think I'm in love with Howard Roark but shhh don't tell
. But I want to read Harry Potter... today! So I can visit my other literary lover... Ronald.
Don't you just love how summer is just as productive and useful a time as any? God, I haven't done any thing productive in months it feels. For example... all those amazing summer concerts I was planning... I've seen none! I'm so pathetically lacking in the live music department I'm having withdrawal symptoms. And all the great novels... my list of mind nurturing and brain cell building little booty shaking bookies I was supposed to read... all I've read has been mindless spit. I always have so many plans and I always end up sitting on my fat arse the whole time thinking of amazingly cool things I could be doing. Today I wasted an hour of my life watching a Korean soap! I'm just a space taker upper... someone just better call the Fat Pitiful Losers Police and have me committed or some other load of rubbish.
I haven't visited any schools... I'm too lazy to apply myself... and I'm so bitchy my cat doesn't even want to share my company!! I have no future... I'd better start saving up for that trailer home now. Ahhhh what's a girl to do with herself?
I haven't been with anyone in a zillion years... I'm going to loose all my snogging skills. My lips are going to swell all up ( even more then usual) because they will get lazy from not being used, and I'll just attack the next male I see! I think I've actually forgotten how its all done... like hmm where do my hands go and should my eyes stay open, and all that jazz... ahhhh I'm like back to being a kissing virgin!
PS... On a happier note... I've gained like 1504904958 billion pounds... I look like a blond chinchilla... since I still have grown vertically any, and I haven't shaved my legs in months or years or something.
PPS... I'm painting my room and going away soon. Its going to be hawwwt.
Alright... TTFN: Ta ta for now.
July 30 2005, 17:07:55 UTC 6 years ago
we should hang out sometime this summer.... maybe a mall trip? see a movie?
who knows... but we really should plan something rach!!
lemme know when you're free!
July 30 2005, 18:24:10 UTC 6 years ago
I'm going away next week for two weeks, and this week I'm painting my room, so maybe right before school. Talk to you soon!!
♥ ♥ ♥
July 30 2005, 20:46:11 UTC 6 years ago
July 30 2005, 21:07:07 UTC 6 years ago
the point is short and fat and hairy!! lol
July 31 2005, 10:11:01 UTC 6 years ago
Alright... sorry but I have like nothing to do...
Yesterday I went to a Classic Car lot... omg... it was amazing. Now my parents are never going to be able to talk me out of getting an old car.
Ahhh today I am stuck watching my sisters play instead of going to philly and the last day of that exhibit... ahh my life.
My school pictures came out like ekjslkvmkgmlk. In every picture I'm like dkjlmgksldjklmn.
Sleepover at Caity's for Lindz birthday tonight!! Woohooo.